Cards (15 of 25) – “Self Preserver″

Not one you want to earn.

How did someone earn one ?  It helped to be over-protective of your character.  I mean *really* over-protective.  Like, you were a Fighter at half hit-points and this is your favoritest character ever and he has this awesome gear and there’s no way you’re going to risk getting hit again for a few points of damage in order to hold the line or rescue the Rogue or keep orcs off your Sorcerer friend.  Screw all that noise – the awesome gear !  This epic character !  Time to get outta here before getting slightly more kinda-hurt !!!

How frequently were they awarded ?  I think maybe two of these were ever given out.

Not too subtle ?  No, it wasn’t.  Our group was never overt when it came to calling out b.s. moves by others, so this card was a polite way of saying, “Thanks, dickweed.”


The “Cards” series of posts recalls the special “trophy” business-cards awarded to players during E.G.’s original D&D v.3.5 game several years ago.  This is a weekly post.



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