Category Archives: Cards

Cards (25 of 25) – “86″

It’s not even a prime number. How did someone earn one ?  There was only one “someone” who was ever going to score one of these : A.T.  In fact it was after he had tallied up spell damage equaling … Continue reading

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Cards (24 of 25) – “Silver Card of Gallantry″

We should invent the Gallant H-90. How did someone earn one ?  Ten foes slain in a battle for a Bronze Card of Valour was easy compared to this challenge.  Drop twenty enemies in a single combat session to score … Continue reading

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Cards (23 of 25) – “Bronze Card of Valour″

No “i” in “team”, but a “u” in “valour”. How did someone earn one ?  Ice ten or more enemies in a single fight.  This card was one well within the reach of spellcasters; one would think an able Fighter … Continue reading

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Cards (22 of 25) – “P’Owned !″

Say or spell it as you please. How did someone earn one ?  The card isn’t kidding.  You killed every enemy in the course of a fight.  The unspoken rule being that there was as-many-or-more enemies as there were party … Continue reading

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Cards (21 of 25) – “The Slurpee Cup″

Probably banned in New York City : How did someone earn one ?  There was really only one player who was going to ever get this card, and that player was A.B.  Around the time of Star Wars Episode III, … Continue reading

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Cards (20 of 25) – “Uncanny Marksman″

“Oswald was a fag.” How did someone earn one ?  Either you were a crack shot with a bow/crossbow/sling and rife with good dice rolls…or you were one of the (uncanny) X-Men.  I would guess the former more than the … Continue reading

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Cards (19 of 25) – “Elite Warrior″

Who isn’t one ? How did someone earn one ?  As the card says…you went on a Crit bender in a round of combat.  To have 3 or more attacks in a round, you had to be a high-level Fighter … Continue reading

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